the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
(Source: scriptures, via soundtrackofoursummer)
My substitute teachers phone just went off and I told her she had to sing me happy birthday in front of the whole class. Little did I know she was like from holland or something well anyways she ended up like yodeling me a happy birthday song. Weirdest experience of my life.
